It would also be nice if you befriended wee Poughbuoy... aw, shucks - you know you want to.
Many apologies for any perceived and/or unperceived inconvenience/convenience*.
* wherein lies the basis of a tongue twister...
Somebody else acted Peter Pan.
I swallowed an alarm clock
And over the school playground's macadam
Crawled from prehistory towards him
Tick Tock Tick Tock the crocodile.
- Ted Hughes