Unsurprisingly, poets aren't automatically noted for their looks. Singers' faces? Vitally important - they sell the records. Poets' faces? Who cares?
Over at Rachel's, there was talk of Robert Graves nose and someone (who?) suggested compiling a list of the "fittest poets". The request for entrants for "Top 10 fittest poets (male)" stalled at precisely no candidates... Poughbuoy has been in touch with the editors of FHM to bring you this: